...SEX SHOP Exclaim how innovative! revolutionary! unique! this new toy is, it has NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE, EVER (nevermind the Split Dildo, Leaf Vitality, or LELO’s entire Insignia line) List the toy’s assets which just happen to be features that many sex toys today have: body-safe materials, rechargeable batteries, cute packaging...
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...the finish on a dildo, but… it looks… scuffed? Like a gym floor? And it has several nicks in the silicone that I didn’t put there. This dildo is not glossy like a Tantus toy. It’s not silky like a Fun Factory toy. It’s not flawless like a LELO toy. The silicone...
...the LELO Ora against my forehead and felt it click. “Did I just break my skull?” Shoved my hand down my pants to insert the LELO Hula Beads, then forced my friends to wander around with the corresponding remote What kind of friends are they, really, if you can’t push vag balls...
...via USB, but the charging light is so faint it’s imperceptible. With a price tag of $40, so you might be tempted to get the Flash instead of the also-USB-rechargeable LELO Mia. Please don’t. Get the LELO Mia or We-Vibe Tango if you want the same shape but actual stimulation. Honestly, though,...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off cleaning and organizing my garage. But it was not completely The Worst, because I had the LELO Luna Beads in my vag. They jiggled and joggled as I hauled boxes back...
...having had anal sex yet (POSER, RIGHT)? Go right ahead! The toy that got a mean nickname on Twitter: Revel Body https://twitter.com/SexOutLoudRadio/status/452239642700419074 The toy that was not made for a “tight vagina,” apparently: Split Dildo https://twitter.com/SexOutLoudRadio/status/452240076366307329 https://twitter.com/radsexpdx/status/452238632309374976 My favorite vibrator of the moment because it is so simple yet effective: LELO Mona...
...orgasms with the Hitachi, which I desperately needed after a day of nonchalantly skipping through porn files and editing screenshots. February 28, 2015 Left to right: OhMiBod Lovelife Adventure, L’Amourose Denia, Picobong Kaya, LELO Soraya, LELO Ina 2, Afterglow. Please, god, let this be the last time my vagina experiences the Afterglow and its...
...blogosphere. My eyes narrowed. My fingers tented. It seemed like maybe, just maybe, a challenger had appeared to rival my all-time fave, the LELO Mona 2. The Rosa comes in two versions: the original ($180) and the Rosa Rouge (a heated version — $240). First notable thing: these toys are really fucking expensive. $180 for a rechargeable insertable toy...
...shaving cream. You just know he had this “brilliant” idea one night after knocking back too many Irish Car Bombs with his colleagues, ranting about how women only love CEOs and dudes with accents. (Holy shit, is this the guy from the LELO Pino video?) If there was a bingo card for douchebags launching...
...A dildo named Gary. LELO just remembered that prostates exist and have unveiled the Loki (aka Butt Mona), Bruno/Hugo, and Loki Wave. They also upgraded their Lily vibrator and decided to infuse it with an aroma. I have, uh, thoughts about that. P.S. I’m pissed because LELO is raising their prices...
...have a new dual vibe called the Infiniti. Don’t get excited; it’s basically a LELO Soraya. Actual quote from Nomi Tang in this press release: “once you pop you cannot stop.” What. Courtney Trouble teamed up with Fucking Sculptures to create the behemoth that is the Double Trouble. Probably the closest...
The BIG! NEWS! of the moment is LELO’s latest product, the Ora. It’s basically a re-imagined SaSi, which I gotta say, I’m not wholly opposed to. I just think it’s funny that LELO is marketing this like they thought of it first. Two steps forward, one step back. Fun Factory’s...
It looks like Papaya Toys is finally releasing the Ice, a silicone dildo with an acrylic jewel embedded in one end. Apparently the jewel can be pulled out and replaced with a flatter one, which kind of freaks me out, but we’ll see. The LELO Mia 2 is here! Agh!...
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have to form judgments on the contestants for a fantasy league I participate in, because I have quality taste in both television and extracurricular activities.) I’m flipping between the LELO Siri 2,...
...could regurgitate a laundry list of tech-y features of LELO’s new masturbation sleeve here, or I could just tell you the only thing you need to know: it comes with LELO-branded fingerless gloves, “to go with the item’s Formula One auto racing theme.” Okay yes it is very reminiscent of...
...stationary, sliding into place like it belongs there. The shape of this dildo is reminiscent of the first toy to make me ejaculate, the LELO Ella, so unsurprisingly, I become a total fountain with it. Rarely do I experience a sex toy as sublime as the Arch. Using it is...