Fun Toys G-Vibe, a purple dildo with a split shape, creepin' on the neighbors through the blinds.
...SEX SHOP Exclaim how innovative! revolutionary! unique! this new toy is, it has NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE, EVER (nevermind the Split Dildo, Leaf Vitality, or LELO’s entire Insignia line) List the toy’s assets which just happen to be features that many sex toys today have: body-safe materials, rechargeable batteries, cute packaging...
BS Atelier Wild Stripes silicone dildo (large)
...the finish on a dildo, but… it looks… scuffed? Like a gym floor? And it has several nicks in the silicone that I didn’t put there. This dildo is not glossy like a Tantus toy. It’s not silky like a Fun Factory toy. It’s not flawless like a LELO toy. The silicone...
A bunch of dirtied sex toys lying on a paper towel (on which I've scribbled notes).
...the LELO Ora against my forehead and felt it click. “Did I just break my skull?” Shoved my hand down my pants to insert the LELO Hula Beads, then forced my friends to wander around with the corresponding remote What kind of friends are they, really, if you can’t push vag balls...
Lovehoney Flash USB rechargeable vibrator on top of a dictionary, open to the definition of "buzzy."
...via USB, but the charging light is so faint it’s imperceptible. With a price tag of $40, so you might be tempted to get the Flash instead of the also-USB-rechargeable LELO Mia. Please don’t. Get the LELO Mia or We-Vibe Tango if you want the same shape but actual stimulation. Honestly, though,...
Microphone in front of a computer, with some pretty red lighting in the back.
...having had anal sex yet (POSER, RIGHT)? Go right ahead! The toy that got a mean nickname on Twitter: Revel Body https://twitter.com/SexOutLoudRadio/status/452239642700419074 The toy that was not made for a “tight vagina,” apparently: Split Dildo https://twitter.com/SexOutLoudRadio/status/452240076366307329 https://twitter.com/radsexpdx/status/452238632309374976 My favorite vibrator of the moment because it is so simple yet effective: LELO Mona...
Jumble of butt plugs in my sink.
...orgasms with the Hitachi, which I desperately needed after a day of nonchalantly skipping through porn files and editing screenshots. February 28, 2015 Left to right: OhMiBod Lovelife Adventure, L’Amourose Denia, Picobong Kaya, LELO Soraya, LELO Ina 2, Afterglow. Please, god, let this be the last time my vagina experiences the Afterglow and its...
L'Amourose Rosa and Rosa Rouge vibrators in a windowsill.
...blogosphere. My eyes narrowed. My fingers tented. It seemed like maybe, just maybe, a challenger had appeared to rival my all-time fave, the LELO Mona 2. The Rosa comes in two versions: the original ($180) and the Rosa Rouge (a heated version — $240). First notable thing: these toys are really fucking expensive. $180 for a rechargeable insertable toy...
An assortment of sex toys from the past, including one that looks like a skeleton and another with orange spikes.
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have to form judgments on the contestants for a fantasy league I participate in, because I have quality taste in both television and extracurricular activities.) I’m flipping between the LELO Siri 2,...