OhMiBod Lovelife Adventure, Smile, Discover, and Cuddle
...Cuddle ($69) Here’s where things get interesting. I really really like the Cuddle. It has the power, adjustability, variety, and shape that folks deserve — at a pretty unbeatable price. Primarily, its vibrations are deeper and stronger than the smaller Lovelife toys. Cuddle is also a lot stronger than the LELO Gigi 2 ($119). Most disturbingly, it’s...
Table of dildos! And camera! And notebook! And laptops! And coffee!
...Factory Volta, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Mini, Eroscillator, Romp Hype, LELO Mona 2, Zumio X, and We-Vibe Rave. Bullet-sized faves are the Je Joue Bullets, Dame Kip, Je Joue Mimi, LELO Siri 2, and We-Vibe Touch X and Tango X. My favorite dildos (that are still in production) are...
...Tristan Taormino’s Chemistry series (courtesy of Tristan herself) as her prize. All the other winners were chosen randomly, then given a list of available toys to choose from. Here’s how it all panned out! The Tantus Alumina Motion (courtesy of Tantus) went to… Jaye Valentine! The Lelo Ella (courtesy of...
Xtassie Cocomini vibrator
...the buttons are hard to push. And the cactus shape isn’t ergonomic; it’s just weird. The thing is, Cocomini has very specific competition, since there is only one other USB-rechargeable clit stimulator: the LELO Mia. I don’t particularly care for Mia (edit: there’s an updated Mia that I like!), but next to...
Pretty girls making out in the backseat of a convertible.
...dude replies, “um, not as exciting as… HAPPY HOUR AT MOTHERFUCKIN’ APPLEBEE’S!” Then all the dudes get up and leave the room whilst singing “FUZZY NAVEL TIIIIME.” Amazing. The rest of the jacking-off sesh was uneventful, although it verified that yes, the LELO Gigi still disappears into my vagina when I...
This review is outdated AF — skip over to my review of the modern-day version, which I adore! Everyone’s coming out with a cute little rechargeable clitoral stimulator these days. Jimmyjane released the Form 2 and Form 3; LELO invented the Siri and Alia; and now Je Joue has submitted...
ALL GREEN sex toys! YES!
...Delights goes to… Cheyenne! Candy Stick courtesy of Papaya Toys goes to… Avry! Sara the Playing Mantiscourtesy of SheVibe goes to… Laura A.! Ina courtesy of LELO goes to… Cat H.! Astrovibe courtesy of Vixen Creations goes to… Jacquelyn! Turtle courtesy of Papaya Toys goes to… Amber! Gee Whizzard courtesy...
LELO PicoBong Kiki vibrator (photo by Mandi at EROntric, used with permission)
Update: The Kiki sucks, but the Ako doesn’t. 1 AAA makes all the difference. I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it and some of the toys come in turquoise, I quickly found out that some of the toys were...
Ask Piph logo, with a sex toy forming the question mark.
...Taurine? Caffeine? Guarana? My Luna Beads came with a lube sample that contains three of those things. Clearly I’m fine putting these ingredients in my body, and LELO states the lube is safe with all their pleasure products, but what potential hazards are involved in using lube with aspartame? Or...
4-year blogiversary giveaway sex toy prizes
...pay customs/duties fees if applicable.   The LELO Luna Beads, donated by LELO. I’ve tried a lot of vaginal balls since I got my Luna Beads in 2009, yet nothing has ever topped them. So I was like “fuck it, I’m giving away Luna Beads again.” Open to international readers!...
A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.
...Star Delight (glass), Turbo Glider (plastic), We-Vibe Tango (plastic), njoy Pure Wand (stainless steel), LELO Ella (silicone). Look for sex toys made of the same materials as kitchen tools: pure silicone, stainless steel, glass, sealed wood, aluminum, ceramic, stone, acrylic, and hard plastic. Buy from a trusted retailer — not Amazon. Patronize...
From above shot of my desk littered with the LELO Smart Wand vibrators and many Vixen dildos.
...get shit done, the sex toys of this masturbation session were entirely determined by reader emails. People often ask me things that I can’t answer until I jack off — a funny predicament to have. And so I lugged out the LELO SmartWands and several Vixen dildos for the purpose of...