Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.
...emanating through my vulva. Okay, you know how people say things like “toe-curling pleasure”? I think that the sex toy reviewing equivalent would be “labia-twitching pleasure.” Okay, definitive opinion. From weakest to most powerful: We-Vibe Touch X, LELO Siri 2, Je Joue Mimi. And now I can answer that email...
Epiphora's orgasmic getaway giveaway! ($1,500 grand prize, 80+ prizes)
...personality, made by a fellow queerdo. Toy of winner’s choice from Hole Punch Toys Dildos and butt plugs in outrageous, fantastical shapes. Toy of winner’s choice from Je Joue Rumbly vibrating toys, from bullets to cock rings. Toy of winner’s choice from LELO Veteran brand with a sophisticated aesthetic. Toy...
...I found an email (in my spam folder; this is the first time Gmail has ever failed me!) from LELO, asking if I would like to try their new cock ring, Bo, and see if it lives up to its promise. How did they know about my post about Bo?...
...this mission. Four-course meal Entrant writes: First course, appetizer: LayaSpot (in raspberry and pistachio), presented as an onigiri or rice ball, colored with food dye and petal dust. Second course, salad: a variety of cock rings, including the LELO Bo, executed as a cucumber and daikon salad in a rice vinegar and sesame...
...Proclivity (“natural inclination”), Lady Alexandria with Catalyst, and Purple-Foxglove with Jouets D’Orgasme (“orgasm toys”). My second question was, “Name one post/review on Hey Epiphora that you appreciated/enjoyed, and explain why.” Overwhelmingly, you guys loved my review of the Lelo Ella. No surprise there, since squirting is hot and I loved...
Colorful Tickler vibrators all in a row.
...LELO. They’re colorful, waterproof, and come “ready to tickle” (with batteries included). To enter to win, leave a comment on this post telling me which Tickler you’d want and why. They are, from left to right: Bunny Tickler, Cute Tickler, Mystic Tickler, Rebel Tickler, and Sunny Tickler. I don’t blame...
The Big Book of Sex Toys
...is never mentioned in the text as the amazing toy it is. The Liberator Fascinator Throw, which is a life saver, is not mentioned at all. The Spareparts Hardwear Joque harness is never mentioned. This is blasphemous. No mention of the LELO Luna Beads or Fun Factory Smartballs in the short...
...than the LELO Mia, Lily, and Nea. In terms of non-rechargeables, it’s about as strong as the 2-AA-powered Turbo Glider, and slightly weaker than the Eroscillator. The vibrations are buzzy and concentrated nicely in the ears. Now, allow me to say something I have never said in my 2+ years...
Jimmyjane Little Chroma on top of my blender.
...stronger, with a variable speed dial, at a fifth of the price. LELO Mia ($85) and We-Vibe Tango ($80). Small, rechargeable, and much more stimulating. Eroscillator ($140-250). Oscillations that feel amazing and, because they cannot be found in any other toy, are worth the money. Tantus’ Alumina dildos ($100). No vibrations, but the solid (that’s...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong, Tantus Ripple, Tantus Alumina Revolve, LELO Ella, Phallix Dual-Sided Swirled Rib, Big Teaze Toys Dai-Do #4, Tantus Sherbet, Tantus Alumina Motion, Phallix Gold-Ribbed Love Wand, Phallix Cobalt Twister, Tantus Ryder,...