Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite...
It’s not like I needed to read The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation. I discovered my G-spot three...
A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
The shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway has concluded, and I must say, it was a roaring success! Not only...
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
February 3rd, 2011 Tonight I found one of my favorite male pornstars, Danny Wylde, on cam. When he saw my...
It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Pop Tops Deluxe G-Spotter is my first ever Hitachi...
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...