Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful... Keep Reading
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of... Keep Reading
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in... Keep Reading
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a... Keep Reading
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care... Keep Reading
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make... Keep Reading
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still... Keep Reading
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a... Keep Reading
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog... Keep Reading
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,... Keep Reading
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that... Keep Reading
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a... Keep Reading
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8... Keep Reading
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will... Keep Reading
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It... Keep Reading
The Vixen Creations Raquel doesn’t look like much, especially in pictures. It’s a simple pink dildo with a bulging head,... Keep Reading
