Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
...love the simplicity and ease of the Bootie — the fact that I can pop it in my ass at a moment’s notice with nothing more than an adequate blob of lube. I love its manageable size and impeccable curve. The Boosty is larger, so it requires more planning and warm-up… and perhaps I’m...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
The Vixen Creations Raquel doesn’t look like much, especially in pictures. It’s a simple pink dildo with a bulging head,...
