The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
The Vixen Creations Raquel doesn’t look like much, especially in pictures. It’s a simple pink dildo with a bulging head,...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....