The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...