The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
not for the faint of vagina
Toys that could potentially make one’s vagina shrivel up in fear. Sometimes this means toys that my vagina rejoices over. Companion tag to “not for the faint of clit.”
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
