The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
not for the faint of vagina
Toys that could potentially make one’s vagina shrivel up in fear. Sometimes this means toys that my vagina rejoices over. Companion tag to “not for the faint of clit.”
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...