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Lily LaBeau looking sexy with her skirt pulled up, sitting on a couch.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #15

July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There...
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A bunch of dirtied sex toys lying on a paper towel (on which I've scribbled notes).
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Jack-off Journal #17

May 17th, 2013 The boyfriend went to the convenience store for beer, and Survivor was downloading at a snails’ pace, so...
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Jumble of butt plugs in my sink.
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Jack-off Journal #19

February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
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Bedside table set-up before jacking off at #dildoholiday.
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Jack-off Journal #20

October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
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From above shot of a bunch of vibrators lying on paper towels on my desk.
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Jack-off Journal #22

September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,...
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James Deen and Stoya on a bed in A Taste of Stoya.
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Jack-off Journal #4

January 2nd, 2010 Although I’d just read a terrible piece of “science,” I was too tired to go for the...
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Huge puddle of ejaculate on the Throe after using the Beyond 3.
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Jack-off Journal #6

March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...
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A guy using a... magnifying glass?... while getting a blowjob.
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Jack-off Journal #8

May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
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From above shot of my desk littered with the LELO Smart Wand vibrators and many Vixen dildos.
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Jack-off Journal #16

January 24th, 2013 I was really excited to watch the latest video from Wolf Hudson’s website, as it starred Kimberly...
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Sex toy masturbation session note taking, with dirtied toys lying on top.
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Jack-off Journal #18

April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
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Dude in The King of Coochie 4 making quite the snarling face while fucking Sunny Lane.
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Jack-off Journal #2

November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
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An assortment of sex toys from the past, including one that looks like a skeleton and another with orange spikes.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #21

June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
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When you zoom out, you see that the man performing cunnilingus is fully clothed, down to the dirty sneakers.
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Jack-off Journal #3

December 10th, 2009 Having received an orange Jimmyjane Little Chroma in the mail from a Halloween giveaway I didn’t know I...
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Melissa Monet making The Face while receiving oral sex.
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Jack-off Journal #5

February 9th, 2010 Dear diary, today I learned that masturbation while drunk is really fucking annoying. I spent most of...
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Belladonna masturbating on a green bed.
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Jack-off Journal #7

April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...
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Belladonna shoving a purple jelly dildo down Sasha Grey's throat.
Adventures in SquirtingFeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #9

June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
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