We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
Happy belated Pride to all my queer compadres! I spent June sick with COVID, suffering through gloomy weather (homophobic, Oregon),...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,...
In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of...
Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as...
Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
I’ve had to come out to my parents more than once. When I was 14, I wrote them a letter...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain...
