Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the... Keep Reading
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options... Keep Reading
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a... Keep Reading
The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps... Keep Reading
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s... Keep Reading
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want... Keep Reading
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have... Keep Reading
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the... Keep Reading
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are... Keep Reading
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea... Keep Reading
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean.... Keep Reading
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off... Keep Reading
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in... Keep Reading
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,... Keep Reading
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used... Keep Reading
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on... Keep Reading
