It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
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While the rest of the world was chomping on chips and gluing their unblinking eyes to a TV on Superbowl...
Whooooosh! That’s the sound of my red sex toy giveaway going by in a flash. Usually my giveaways last a...
So, I don’t really do Valentine’s Day. In fact, the Valentine’s Day aisle at the store makes me kinda sick...
I got some of the best news of possibly my life a few days ago. I’M GOING TO CATALYST. I...
These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a...
How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?...
It looks like Papaya Toys is finally releasing the Ice, a silicone dildo with an acrylic jewel embedded in one...
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
It’s always a good day when Jimmyjane comes out with something new. And by “good day,” I mean “giggle fest.”...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
This is so disappointing, you guys. And a sex toy reviewer’s nightmare. But I just cannot feel the LELO Luna Beads...
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There...
