Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not narrow the field down very much, but it...
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A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than a few sets of brass knuckles, but in...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like a dog whistle to my ears. Add the color...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and...
Dude, Tantus has gone nuts with the new things this month! Not only did they re-design their website (eradicating most...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one. I acquired and reviewed mine just as Jollies,...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
I don’t tend to post about sales, usually keeping things isolated on my sales & deals page. But since this...
