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Minna Ola, a smooth slightly curved vibrator with a squeezable handle.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Hell Yes: Ola

There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
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Courtney Trouble on a bed, holding a camera up to their eye.
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 1

Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
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Courtney Trouble, nude, in a black and white shot showing off their high heel tattoo.
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 3

Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
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James Deen and Stoya on a bed in A Taste of Stoya.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #4

January 2nd, 2010 Although I’d just read a terrible piece of “science,” I was too tired to go for the...
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Joy Finger, a vibrator with a bandaid-colored human-like finger-shaped sleeve on the end.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Um, No: “Joy” Finger

In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
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Melissa Monet making The Face while receiving oral sex.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #5

February 9th, 2010 Dear diary, today I learned that masturbation while drunk is really fucking annoying. I spent most of...
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Three underwear-clad gay dudes advertising Jack's Soda Sex in a Can series.
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Hell Yes: Jack’s Soda Sex in a Can

These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
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Bartenders porn DVD cover
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Hell Yes: Bartenders

Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
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Joanna Angel's Whip Vibe, a horrific black spiked shaft with rubbery pink and black tails on the end.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Um, No: Joanna Angel’s whip vibe

OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
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Courtney Trouble against a black and white paisley backdrop.
FeaturesInterviews

A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 2

Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
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Courtney Trouble holding a time bomb.
FeaturesInterviews

A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 4

Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
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Hell Yes: Alice

I don’t even really know the plot of Alice in Wonderland, and yet Erica McLean and Carlos Batts’s upcoming porno...
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Fun Factory Cobra Libre, looking like a funny car with a weird mouth, getting rained on by droplets of water.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Hell Yes: Cobra Libre

I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
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A bunch of pebble-shaped wooden objects.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Hell Yes: Woodvibes

It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
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Huge puddle of ejaculate on the Throe after using the Beyond 3.
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Jack-off Journal #6

March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...
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Belladonna masturbating on a green bed.
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Jack-off Journal #7

April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...
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What, you don’t want a dildo with your boyfriend’s face on it?

LELO Ida vibrator in a box of various nail polishes.

Review: Ida

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