There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
January 2nd, 2010 Although I’d just read a terrible piece of “science,” I was too tired to go for the...
I don’t even really know the plot of Alice in Wonderland, and yet Erica McLean and Carlos Batts’s upcoming porno...
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
February 9th, 2010 Dear diary, today I learned that masturbation while drunk is really fucking annoying. I spent most of...
It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...