May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the...
Yes, this is real life. Awesome silicone sex toy manufacturer Tantus has decided to make a limited run of three...
October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing...
Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock....
BMS Factory has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of...
This is what I call a fucking tease: Oh, you want to click on the toys? See bigger pictures? Read...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
August 5th, 2010 Today I watched Justine Joli: Lost with Saraid, which I had been eagerly anticipating. Very quickly realized it...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime,...
This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...
This is all so overwhelming. I want to be clever and make you giggle, but… this website, this product… THERE IS...
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...