You’ve all been waiting with baited breath, I’m sure, to find out who won my Stronic Eins giveaway. So I...
Everyone knows regulation in the sex toy industry is practically nonexistent, right? We all accept that as fact. We have...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
I was wondering if you’ve ever had an allergic reaction to any of your toys, or what you might suggest...
ALRIGHT PEOPLE. On Wednesday, I gave a sickeningly glowing endorsement to a $200 sex toy, and my reviewer’s guilt is setting...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
So, I pulled my most elaborate April Fool’s Day prank ever this year. A faux Indiegogo campaign, sketches of potential...
I cannot explain how excited I am right now, peeps. To finally be able to reveal a project Lorax and...
Tenga is breaking out of the masturbation sleeve box they’ve created for themselves, and are now making rechargeable vibrators. I...
While I’m generally a pretty frugal person, there are a handful things in life I don’t like to skimp on:...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
You guys, CatalystCon is happening. Like, really soon. In just a couple days, I will be traveling alone for the...
Wedged between my consumption of Fast Food Nation and We Need to Talk About Kevin, I inhaled The Feminist Porn Book. I...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
