...past, LELO’s vibrating insertables — Gigi, Soraya, Isla, and Ina — haven’t impressed me. I’m much more fond of their clitoral vibes, like Siri and Mia. But since my mind and vagina were recently opened to the possibility of enjoyable internal vibrations, I thought I’d give this new Mona iteration a shot. Holy shit, best decision...
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...Mia, Hitachi, Touch, and Tango, because they were each updated. I have two Wahls because people kept telling me their Wahls were loud and I needed to investigate. 1 But I believe this is the first time I have owned several of the same toy with the explicit purpose of having back-ups...
...Peepshow Toys, or The Pleasure Garden (UK). NobEssence Seduction A beautiful, double-ended wooden dildo that makes my G-spot sing. The Seduction is gorgeous both aesthetically and vaginally, from end to end. While it may look more like a decorative sculpture than a dildo, its pronounced S shape feels curse-word-droppingly good. Especially that thicker...
...any experiences! The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent body massager that has been perverted. But since the Hitachi has been more universally perverted, the Wahl tends to be forgotten. Now that I have tried the Wahl,...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor Turn Me On Vibrating Panties (is your brain fried from the ugh-factor yet?) and assumed that, via my super magical sex toy sensing abilities, I just knew what size the...
...got angry, accidentally broke my Seduction, and just started bawling. Luckily, I’ve found the perfect way to revive my love for the Seduction in Nuala MacMoragh, a reader who bought it based on my recommendation and was just as impressed. I asked her to take a photo of her Seduction, which...
...is dotted with a lovely natural grain. But despite these good looks, the Seduction is all business. There is not one inch of its 9″ length that cannot or will not be put inside of you. I hesitate to call the Seduction a double-ended dildo for fear of lumping it anywhere...
...fail. As smelly as weed laced with motor oil, as non-intuitive as trying to open one’s eyes while sneezing, this toy made me embarrassed to have requested it in the first place. Booty Parlor Turn Me On Vibrating Panties — Yes, they are as terrible as their name. Fairy Mini...
...“O yes, this is good,” I wrote clumsily in my notes. “Now plz don’t ruin it.” I needn’t have worried, but, you know, I’m jaded. The crystal on the handle is the only button — you hold it down to turn the intensity up, or press it quickly to turn...
...myself off with the Seduction in my vagina and the Wahl on my clit. It was a goodbye fuck. December 14th, 2009 Sasha Grey’s The Perversion is boring as fuck. What’s with this trend? The Wahl, however, is awesome as fuck, especially when I alternate between its two settings. December...
The Astrea I vibrating panties are “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts into my skin very efficiently. There’s also a thong version if you’re into a different style of skin cutting. Being from the Dr. Laura Berman line, it comes with a tacky purple organza...
...for the perfect vibrators to turn up, and the wait was worth it when I came upon the ancient Polar Cub Electric Vibrator and its still-functional lightbulb socket situation. That, along with the ’50s era Vanguard Vibro-Massager and ’60s era Oster Massagett, rounded out my line-up. “I love this vibrator...
...for. Like, compared side-by-side with the Seduction, the Seduction has a more pronounced curve — and it makes a difference. The Vr9 does press against my G-spot, it’s just not as intense as it could be. The Vr9 charges via a seemingly regular jack, yet somehow the toy is fully...
...because the depth of the stimulation is so satisfying. Or I can turn it up more. Or I can turn it down, BECAUSE THERE ARE THREE BUTTONS NOW! No more cycling through settings with a single button! No more getting stuck in pattern purgatory! That freedom to explore a spectrum...
...what they mean. Hint: if reviewers have to powwow on Twitter to figure out how to turn your damn toy on… do I even have to finish this sentence? For the record: you hold the up and down arrows for three seconds simultaneously to turn it on and off. A Topco...
...do. Ola also doesn’t remember anything when you turn it off. So when the cat is giving me the saddest meow and I have to feed her or risk my heart breaking, I can never return to the sweet, sweet rhythm I had going before that. I was pleased with...