If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
Dude, Tantus has gone nuts with the new things this month! Not only did they re-design their website (eradicating most...
...Means (My favorite review of the year, no matter the toy.) I’m tempted to give this to my Rough Sex 3 review based solely on this screenshot I took: But you have to know that I agreed to review the iVibe Massager phone app knowing it would fail, send me into a...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t help it if it’s the best butt plug...
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
I had such fun with all of you throughout my Woodgasm giveaway! Especially at the bangin’ Twitter parties! Now that...
Wooden sex toy manufacturer NobEssence makes some of the most beautiful — and expensive — sex toys out there. And...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s not for lack of trying, of course — the Delve is a freakishly beautiful dildo. Mine’s made of Wenge wood, which is a dark, blackish wood with noticeable brown tinges...
Subscribe to my blog to be alerted when I launch future giveaways. Wow! The response to my New decade, new butt plug giveaway was enormous! Thank you all for commenting, tweeting, blogging, and salivating over the NobEssence Romp. I wish I could give a Romp to all of you. And the...
...in my ass” — the NobEssence Romp. Just try not to want this beautiful piece of wood in one of your orifices: NobEssence sent this Romp straight to me, clearly to taunt me and test my self-control. It’s made of Mora wood, and is a gorgeous deep caramel color. This...
...is dotted with a lovely natural grain. But despite these good looks, the Seduction is all business. There is not one inch of its 9″ length that cannot or will not be put inside of you. I hesitate to call the Seduction a double-ended dildo for fear of lumping it anywhere...
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
