...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
So after screaming “IS THIS REAL LIFE???” and recovering from my initial heart attack when I heard about these new...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
I guess I’m an old geezer, because I remember when Ophoria was the brand new sex toy company on the...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
Check out them beauts! Meet the Vortex (top) and Pleasure Wand, two absolutely gorgeous glass dildos sent to me from the generous folks...