January 21st, 2012 After a nap with weird dreams, I got up at 10 p.m. and drank a Rockstar. Like...
James Deen
James Deen was once one of my favorite male pornstars, but I no longer support him or his work. Also, the dildos made from his cock really sucked.
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
Tristan Taormino has upped the ante. After the greatness that was Rough Sex, she has created a sequel that is...
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite...
July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There...
Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it’s been four years since her original...
Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve ever seen. From the description of it, I...
January 24th, 2013 I was really excited to watch the latest video from Wolf Hudson’s website, as it starred Kimberly...
Genre: Mostly straight, vignetteDirector: Gregg AlanLength: 2 hours, 23 minutesCast: Nicole Ray, Brittany Angel, Mickey Graham, Cameron Love, Chayse Evans,...
January 2nd, 2010 Although I’d just read a terrible piece of “science,” I was too tired to go for the...