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Belladonna masturbating on a green bed.
Adventures in SquirtingFeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #7

April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...
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DVD cover of Nostalgia, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Nostalgia

Besides having one of the most kickass porno titles of all time, Nostalgia is porn with purpose: to re-create “Golden...
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Bedside table set-up before jacking off at #dildoholiday.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #20

October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
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DVD cover of Billy Castro Does the Mission, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Billy Castro Does the Mission

So Billy Castro, hottie extraordinaire of Bordello and Speakeasy, now has his own film. It’s called Billy Castro Does the...
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The Feminist Porn Book lying on top of my suitcase, with the LELO Mona 2 and some business cards.
BooksSex Toy Reviews

Review: The Feminist Porn Book

Wedged between my consumption of Fast Food Nation and We Need to Talk About Kevin, I inhaled The Feminist Porn Book. I...
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Review: No Man’s Land: Interracial Edition 11

Genre: LesbianDirector: Anton SlayerLength: 2 hours, 13 minutesCast: Gina Lynn, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Jada Fire, Tori Black, Eva Angelina,...
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Missionary Positions (2005)
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Movie Night: Missionary Positions

Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio

I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of...
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Lily LaBeau looking sexy with her skirt pulled up, sitting on a couch.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #15

July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There...
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A guy using a... magnifying glass?... while getting a blowjob.
Adventures in SquirtingFeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #8

May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
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Courtney Trouble, nude, in a black and white shot showing off their high heel tattoo.
FeaturesInterviews

A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 3

Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
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Roxy DeVille and Steven St. Croix
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Hot scenes: Roxy Deville + Steven St. Croix

Who needs lube when you have a video of Steven St. Croix fucking the unbelievably hot Roxy Deville? Not me!...
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DVD cover of Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Female Orgasms, porn film directed by Tristan Taormino
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Female Orgasms

Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
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Courtney Trouble on a bed, holding a camera up to their eye.
FeaturesInterviews

A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 1

Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
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PornSex Toy Reviews

Review: Cum On My Tattoo

Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real...
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DVD cover of Roulette Dirty South, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Roulette Dirty South

Roulette Dirty South is the second installment in Courtney Trouble’s Roulette series, which consists of vignette-style films. Per its name,...
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Review: Diva Cup

Vixen Creations Randy dildo in the chocolate color, chilling with some moss on my patio.

Review: Randy

LELO PicoBong Kiki vibrator (photo by Mandi at EROntric, used with permission)

Review: Kiki

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The Coming Out Interviews, pt. 2: Mom, I’m a sex blogger

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