Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard to create innovative toys, but they keep promising...
The Bswish Bcurious, which is quite humorously one letter away from being called the “Bicurious,” joins a small, tight-knit family...
If you like pushing around the skin on a wrinkly dog, you will love touching the Tenga Iroha vibrators. They...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina?...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
