Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...