Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
silicone
Silicone is the premiere soft body-safe sex toy material. It’s the best because it’s non-porous, odorless, and exceedingly easy to clean. But beware of sex toy packaging claiming a toy is 100% silicone, as it may not be. Only trusted companies such as Tantus, Vixen Creations, LELO, Fun Factory, Je Joue, Jimmyjane, and We-Vibe use pure silicone for all their toys.
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina?...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
