Sex toy Black Friday + Cyber Monday sales!

SheVibe — up to 25% off everything + free shipping

BEST FOR: orders over $125, for stuff like the Doxy Wand, Zumio, LELO Mona 2, VixSkin dildos, and more unique lines such as New York Toy Collective, NobEssence, Funkit Toys, and Hole Punch.

SheVibe is my favorite online shop ever. Not only is it run by amazing people who care, their selection is also super comprehensive and pretty unparalleled. Now through Monday 12/2 EST, it’s an escalating sale at SheVibe: the more you buy, the more you save!

• 10% off orders $75+ plus free US shipping at SheVibe with code BUMBLE10
• 15% off orders $100+ plus free US shipping at SheVibe with code JACK15
• 20% off orders $125+ plus free US shipping at SheVibe with code RALPHIE20
• 25% off orders $350+ plus free US shipping at SheVibe with code GRINCH25

Check out my favorites for what you should grab! To get the higher discount, it’s best to spend over $125, so now’s the time to get a spendy but wonderful toy like the Doxy Wand, Zumio, or LELO Mona 2. SheVibe has a very comprehensive selection of Vixen Creations dildo colors and Liberator products.

Of course, if you get just a couple of my favorite things, you’ll probably enter the $125+ threshold. Like the Pure Wand + Throw for squirting times, or Joque harness + Mustang for epic strap on play!

Peepshow Toys — 25% off everything + Piph Packs

BEST FOR: anyone wanting a sweeping discount, honestly. Best prices anywhere on many toys, including the njoy Pure Wand, BMS Sassy, Splendid Piph, Je Joue Rabbit Bullet, We-Vibe Tango and Rave, SenseVibe, njoy Pure Plugs, and LELO Ella.

Y’ALL, I went balls to the wall this year with Peepshow Toys: we set up mix-and-match Piph Packs of three of my all-time favorite toys! The discounts are staggering — each pack represents 30%+ off original prices!

• Splendid Piph + BMS Sassy: $89 (savings of $44!)
• Splendid Piph + njoy Pure Wand: $133 (savings of $56!)
• Splendid Piph + njoy Pure Wand + BMS Sassy: $168 (savings of $75!)
• Individually: Splendid Piph for $54, BMS Sassy for $35, njoy Pure Wand for $79 (!!!)

Now’s THE time to get yourself a perfectly-shaped dual-density dildo (Splendid Piph), an awesome vibrator (BMS Sassy), and/or the best G-spot dildo known to man (njoy Pure Wand). See all the Piph Packs here!

Then, get 25% off your entire purchase at Peepshow Toys Thursday through Monday 12/2 EST, no codes necessary, plus epic doorbuster blowout deals!¹ Browse my favorites page for ideas.

Doorbuster blowout deals offer up to 60% off specific toys while supplies last. These include the BMS Sassy ($35!), njoy Pure Wand ($79!), njoy Pure Plug bundle ($48-63), Femmefun Ultra Bullet ($35), Blush Nocturnal Bullet ($21), Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy ($100), Uberrime Splendid large ($75), and more.

Just want the Splendid dildo in limited edition sea green? Go for it! It’s discounted too, down to only $54. Through Monday or while supplies last. Maybe get yourself the best harness in existence to go with it, eh?!

Lovehoney — 20% off everything, on top of 20% off sitewide

BEST FOR: international (and not!) purchases of toys I adore, especially the Womanizer Pro40, Magic Wand Rechargeable, LELO Mona 2, Fun Factory Volta and Stronics, Doxy, We-Vibe Touch, Rave, and Tango, and Vixen dildos.

My favorite worldwide sex toy shop, Lovehoney, is offering a steep 20% off sitewide, which stacks on top of their other amazing sales and special offers, on their US, UK, and Friday AU sites through Tuesday 12/3 (local time). I am running an exclusive 20% on top of that! You must visit my landing page to receive the additional discount!

Lovehoney’s the only place to get the Womanizer Pro40, one of my favorite iterations of the popular suction toy, and it’s only $77. This deal gives you the BEST discount on the Magic Wand Rechargeable ($90!), LELO Mona 2 ($109), Fun Factory Volta ($82) and Stronics ($115), Doxy ($78), We-Vibe Touch ($64), Rave ($62), and Tango ($51), and Vixen dildos. Lovehoney also stocks the best inexpensive kegel balls, the Tracey Cox Supersex Toner Balls.

This link should take you to the Lovehoney that corresponds to your location. If not, try these:

• Lovehoney US: 20% off everything (orders $80+) / other sale items
• Lovehoney UK: 20% off everything (orders £40+) / other sale items
• Lovehoney Australia: 20% off everything (orders $80+) / other sale items
• Lovehoney Canada: 15% off everything / other sale items
• Lovehoney Germany: 15% off everything / other sale items
• Lovehoney France: 15% off everything / other sale items

Tantus — 55% off everything, including grab bag toys

BEST FOR: really really cheap silicone dildos and butt plugs, specific Tantus toys such as the Magma ($28!), Echo ($32 or $18 grab bag version!), Cush ($32!), and Ryder ($16!).

Holy shit, guys, it’s back this year: 55% off everything at Tantus, including already-cheap grab bag toys (seriously, the Echo dildo is only $18!) with code PIPHBF.² These prices are out of control, making this is the perfect time to stock up on quality silicone dildos and plugs!

Tantus makes many things I love, all detailed on this page. My favorite anal toys are the Ryder (my review), Neo, and Juice (all less than $16 in this sale!), and some excellent dildos are the Magma (my review), Cush (my review), Echo (my review), Goddess (my review), and Sport ($17-32). The Super Soft C Ring ($5, yo) is also rad.

Spectrum Boutique — 20% off my faves + much more

BEST FOR: a lot of stuff! Harder-to-find items that I love such as the Jollet, Eroscillator, Portland Toy Company, and Ass Cram Cone, with 20-25% off other brands including Fun Factory and We-Vibe.

It’s trueeee, you can get 20% off my favorite toys at Spectrum Boutique now through Wednesday 12/4 EST with code PIPHBF! No minimum purchase to get this discount! They’ve also slashed prices on a bunch of toys in their sale section:

• 25% off B-vibe and Le Wand (through 12/2)
• 25% off Fun Factory (through 12/4)
• 25% off Dame, LELO, Je Joue, and Hot Octopuss (through 12/5)
• 20% off Womanizer and We-Vibe (through 12/6)

Or, if you’d rather just get a cart discount through 12/6:

• Use code TAKE15 for 15% off orders over $150
• Use code TAKE20 for 20% off orders over $250
• Use code TAKE25 for 25% off orders over $350

Spectrum, run by none other than Zoà« Ligon, is a modern online sex shop dedicated to body-safe toys and radical inclusion. Their curated selection is extremely on point, and my taste is obviously great, so take advantage!

Come As You Are — up to 30% off everything

BEST FOR: Americans wanting to take advantage of the redonk exchange rate, or Canadians, eh. The Pure Wand specifically on Sunday 12/1.

Black Friday through Monday 12/2 EST, get tiered savings of up to 30% off at fabulous Canadian indie sex shop Come As You Are, plus 20% off the njoy Pure Wand with code NJOY today only 12/1, which makes it about $72 USD! My favorites are all listed here, and the exchange rate is such that if you’re an American and spend enough, many toys are at their best price anywhere.³

• 10% off orders $100+ (before discount!) with code BFCM10
• 20% off orders $250+ (before discount!) with code BFCM20
• 30% off orders $500+ (before discount!) with code BFCM30
• Free shipping on Canadian orders over $55 and U.S. orders over $155

Come As You Are is also running some daily specials, including one regarding the Pure Wand that is VERY GOOD. Take note:

• Friday 11/29: 20% off all LELO with code LELO — get the Mona 2 for only $110 USD!
• Saturday 11/30 20% off all Je Joue with code JEJOUE — get the Classic Bullet for only $41 USD!
• Sunday 12/1: 20% off the njoy Pure Wand with code NJOY — that makes it about $72 USD!

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Fun Factory US — 25% off everything + free swag

BEST FOR: a big-ass discount on Fun Factory toys, such as the Stronic G and Volta, plus swag up the wazoo!

Fun Factory toys rarely go on sale, so this is big: 25% off everything at Fun Factory US plus free shipping through Wednesday 12/4. Best of all? If you spend $129+ (after discount), use code PIPHBF to get a swag pack including a free Toybag M (which you must add to your cart first!), adorable gnome stickers, and tiny Patchy Paul dildo like the one I have. Noice!

What should you get? I mean, the self-thrusting Stronic G and the Stronic Surf stroke my G-spot with incredible ease, and you know I am ALL ABOUT that life. I’m obsessed with the versatile Volta, which is easily my fave vibrator Fun Factory makes. The Bootie is my fave silicone butt plug, I enjoy the odd sensations of the Bouncer and B Ball Uno, and the Tiger G5 and Big Boss G5 are impressively powerful vibrators for your money. Fun Factory makes solid toys, yo.

Crystal Delights — 25% off everything + free mystery glass toy

BEST FOR: gorgeous glass dildos and anal toys — plus a mystery toy worth $60!

Wow, this is an incredible deal on toys from my very favorite glassmakers! Get 25% off everything at Crystal Delights now through Wednesday 12/4 PST, plus a free mystery box glass toy ($60 value, yo!) with any order $100+ with code PIPHBF. How can you resist that?! Answer: you can’t, and shouldn’t!

Everything Crystal Delights creates is a work of art. They make both of my all-time favorite glass dildos, the beautimous Crystal Twist (my review) and bumpy Star Delight (my review), as well as beautiful butt plugs, some with fluffy animal tails, others with fantastically-colored tails.

LELO — up to 50% off

BEST FOR: Mona 2 and international purchases of other LELO toys.

LELO’s offering deep discounts on many of their toys through Wednesday 12/4. The Mona 2 is 27% off! Plus get a surprise gift with every purchase over $100 with code BFVIP.

I’ve compiled my favorite products of theirs on this page, and you can see all the discounts there. My picks: the versatile and sleek Mona 2 (review here), G-spot-centric battery-operated Moka (only $39!), Luna Beads kegel balls (review here), compact yet surprisingly powerful Nea 2, and travel-friendly Mia 2 (review here), all of which are 25-50% off in this sale.

Early to Bed — 15% off my faves + free toy bag

BEST FOR: purchases of less expensive and rarer items from my favorites list, such as the blowjob dildo, Magic Wand Plus, queer truth or dare, and the rainbow harness, plus a free toy bag!

Do you understand how madly in love I am with Early to Bed? Especially because they work with me on a special deal just for my readers EVERY year. Now through Wednesday 12/4, buy at least one product from my favorites page and get 15% off your total order with coupon code PIPHBF. Plus, if you spend over $25 you’ll get a free Early to Bed toy bag!

Although this may not be the steepest discount you can get, Early to Bed is one of the greatest little indie sex shops around. They’re not afraid to call out sexism in the industry and they work their butts off to provide accurate sex ed day after day, so you should support them!

Liberator — 33% off everything

BEST FOR: positioning pillows and waterproof sex blankets, oh my!

Get 33% off everything at Liberator with code CYBER33, plus a free gift with orders over $200 and free shipping in the continental U.S. with orders over $75. Sale ends after 12/3, I think!

Need to prop yourself up better, during sex or (let’s be honest) otherwise? Liberator’s supportive and comfy positioning pillows are amazing; my favorite is the classic Wedge. They also make the lifesaving Fascinator Throw, a waterproof blanket. Squirters rejoice!

We-Vibe + Womanizer — 20% off everything

BEST FOR: a rad deal on We-Vibe and Womanizer toys.

Been wanting something from We-Vibe or Womanizer? Get 20% off everything on each of their sites Thursday 11/28 through Friday 12/6. No code necessary!

The Womanizer Starlet is only $59 in this sale, which is awesome because it’s still my favorite Womanizer aside from the Pro40. We-Vibe, of course, makes many exceptional toys. The Tango (my review) and Touch (my review) are some of the best small rechargeable vibes out there, and the Rave (my review) is a wonderfully versatile G-spottin’ vibe. There’s also the ergonomic rabbit Nova (my thoughts) and the Pleasure Mates Collection, which I fashioned into a hands-free clitoral orgasm device.

New York Toy Collective — 35% off Playtime line and whoops toys

BEST FOR: starter dildos ‘n’ plugs and handcrafted, colorful dildos, packers, and STPs!

Get 35% off the Playtime line (code WINTER) or whoops toys (code FRIDAY) at New York Toy Collective now through Sunday 12/1! Whoops toys are perfectly-good items with small cosmetic imperfections; Shilo is their much-loved pack and play dildo, thick Carter makes me squirt every time. There are packers and STPs in the whoops section as well, and 35% off the Playtime line means that starter dildos and butt plugs are as low as $19.50!

Good Vibes + Babeland — 25% off everything

BEST FOR: sitewide discounts with no minimum.

Through 12/9, get $30 off orders over $99 at GoodVibes. I suggest you get something from my favorites page, such as the Comet II Wand, LELO Siri 2, BJ Dildo, Siren (great G-spotting from this one!), Magic Wand Rechargeable, and/or njoy Pure Wand.

Oh look! It’s $30 off orders over $99 at Babeland through Monday. Visit my favorites page for ideas on what to get. Perhaps the Eroscillator, Je Joue Rabbit Bullet, or Vibratex Mystic Wand? When it comes to dildos, you can’t go wrong with anything from Vixen Creations.

Be a Sex Blogger — 20% off independent study

BEST FOR: aspiring sex bloggers!

Do you dream of becoming a sex blogger? Use code FRIDAY to save 20% on all my Business of Blogging About Sex Independent Study coursework now through Wednesday 12/4!⁴ This course that I teach with JoEllen Notte offers all the wisdom of our combined 15+ years blogging PLUS the input of over 30 industry experts!

Want to learn it all? From site building to content creation to social media mastery and making actual money with your blog — it’s all there. Check out the full Independent Study!

Want to select only the lessons you need? Need help setting up? Or sharpening those writing skills? Perhaps you’re most interested in monetizing your site? Or taking your brand to the next level? Our Individual Lessons let you pick what you want!

Dreamhost — blog hosting for only $4.95!

BEST FOR: budding bloggers needing a kick in the pants to start that blog.

In related news, my awesome sex-positive host, Dreamhost, is offering their unlimited shared hosting at just $4.95/month for new customers Friday through Monday EST! That’s $60 off their regular plan! Includes 1 free domain, plus unlimited space and bandwidth.

Sliquid — 35% off everything

BEST FOR: stocking up on super discounted lube and body products!

Sliquid is my favorite lube ever. Stock up on your lube for the year with their sale! Black Friday through Cyber Monday CST, get an amazing ~35% off all orders at Sliquid with code EPIPHORA. (Their sale is 25% off storewide, then my code takes off an additional 10%.) That means 2 oz bottles of my water-based faves H2O and Sassy are only about $5 each, or get a sample pack to test different formulas.

I love Sliquid because they make products with ingredients you can trust, including water-based, oil-based, silicone-based, hybrid, and flavored lube, and other stuff such as massage oil, intimate wash, shaving cream, and toy cleaner.

Smitten Kitten — 30% off everything Monday only

BEST FOR: good-hearted folks wanting to support a progressive indie sex shop. Monday only, the best deal on the Magic Wand Rechargeable, Eroscillator, and Zumio.

Don’t blink or you’ll miss this sale at Smitten Kitten! TODAY only, get 30% off everything on their site (!!!) with code CYBER19. My picks are chronicled here. Feminist to the core, Smitten Kitten also carries small manufacturers such as Hole Punch Toys and Fuze, and unique items such as acrylic dildos, “This Bag is Full of Sex Toys” shopping bags, pronoun buttons, and more.

Smitten Kitten slays the day with their deals on these toys in particular:

• Magic Wand Rechargeable for $88
• Eroscillator for $77
• Zumio for $98

Fleshlight — up to 50% off + great freebies!

Through Monday, there are tons of savings at Fleshlight and and their gay site, Fleshjack! Such as up to 40% off combo packs and 50% off Fleshlight brand products! Plus, the more you spend, the more cool shit you get with your order:

• Spend $100, get free shipping
• Spend $150, get free shipping and a special gift
• Spend $200, get free shipping, special gift, and Limited Edition Fleshskins Grip sleeve
• Spend $250, get free shipping, special gift, Limited Edition Fleshskins Grip sleeve, and Limited Edition North Pole Sleeve

Porn, porn, porn!

BEST FOR: horn dogs with good taste!

Get 15% off any subscription level to queer porn site CrashPadSeries.com with code PIPHBF now through Wednesday 12/4! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. Based on Shine Louise Houston’s dyke sex cult classic The Crash Pad, CrashPadSeries.com is a one-of-a-kind membership site that will affirm your identity AND make you wanna masturbate.

If you’re looking for a smà¶rgà¥sbord of indie, feminist, and queer porn, join PinkLabel.tv and get 15% off your membership there with code PIPHBF through Wednesday 12/4. It’s like the Netflix of indie porn, with videos from independent adult filmmakers around the world for you to stream whenever you want!

Pleasure Chest — 20% off everything

BEST FOR: sitewide discount with no minimum.

Ho ho ho! Thursday through Monday, get 20% off everything and 25% off Fun Factory and LELO at Pleasure Chest.

Amazon

BEST FOR: your non-sex toy purchases, ’cause you love me.

If you’re shopping for non-sex-toys at Amazon, might I gently cajole you into clearing your browser cookies and using my affiliate link? I even have a special page on Amazon now listing all my favorite life essentials.

Be the coolest sex toy fanatic on the block with your very own lube dispenser (my review), over-the-door sex toy organizer, USB charging station, or plastic storage cart, and masturbate like royalty this winter with a space heater. (Life changing, I tell you.)

Or, other products I love that you should get (for yourself or as gifts): an Oontz bluetooth speaker, a sturdy-ass Camelbak water bottle, THE BEST EVER WINE OPENER, my favorite game, a Kindle, socks that somehow never stink (?! it’s a MYSTERY), a handy spice rack, and my fave nail polish top coat. Also, one time I got my republican grandpa this toilet paper with $100 bills on it and it was a riot.