Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
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Have you seen how beautiful the harnesses by Oxyd Creations are? Well if you haven’t, you’re in for a treat...
...Stronic Eins, njoy Pure Plugs, Jopen Comet II Wand, LELO Ella, SenseVibe, Zumio, and Snazzy Toyfriend. FIRST THINGS FIRST. I have an exclusive limited edition Splendid dildo in shimmery sea green! I've recently fallen in love with this dildo for its squishy dual-density feel and perfect shape. $49 is a...
It’s time to shut the dildo carnival down, folks. We’ve eaten a lot of corn dogs, played a bunch of...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
VIXEN MADE A NEW DILDO! Unfortunately, it’s too effing big for my vagina! The Gambler (such a good name) is...
I proudly identify as a “dildo slinger” — that’s a much way cooler way of saying “sex toy retail worker.”...
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just...
September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,...
Did you hear? I’ve partnered with one of my newest affiliates, Spectrum Boutique, to spoil you AND a friend with...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
