Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
Anyway How’s Your Sex Life?
Tracking my sexual triumphs and tribulations, genital response and tastes. Musings, mostly, with a few pivotal sex toy reviews thrown in.
For details on specific masturbation experiences, flip through my Jack-off Journal.
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
We set up the Liberator Ramp and Wedge on the bed, then draped the Throw over it. It was a...
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a...
Last night, I squirted for the third time in my life. It was ridiculously easy to get there, knowing exactly...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...
...not uncomfortable and didn’t immediately want me to stop. When I eventually took my finger out of his ass, I felt far more optimistic than I ever have. As a finale, he fucked me with Mr. Man while I held the Hitachi on my clit. And yeah, I was happy....