Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing...
Yes, this is real life. Awesome silicone sex toy manufacturer Tantus has decided to make a limited run of three...
July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the...
June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime,...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
August 5th, 2010 Today I watched Justine Joli: Lost with Saraid, which I had been eagerly anticipating. Very quickly realized it...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
This is what I call a fucking tease: Oh, you want to click on the toys? See bigger pictures? Read...
April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...
March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...
It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...