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Person holding the Fun Factory Stronic Eins in front of a curtain.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Hell Yes: Stronic Eins

I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or...
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SEXPANDER. A vibrator with finger straps and... antennae? It looks like a slug.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Um, No: Sexpander

It is no longer good enough for us to have sexcapades, folks — now we must sexpand our sexual horizons with...
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Pipedream Original Peter Piper pipe/dildo hybrid against a psychedelic rainbow background.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Um, No: Peter Piper and Erotic Cigar

So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
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Missionary Positions (2005)
FeaturesMovie Night

Movie Night: Missionary Positions

Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a...
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Interview with me, Epiphora, in XBIZ Premiere magazine!
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Interview in XBIZ Premiere magazine!

Guys! I have news! I was interviewed in the April issue of XBIZ Premiere, a prominent adult industry magazine, for...
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A woman giving the most uninspired handjob to a guy who is getting fucked by another guy.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #13

February 3rd, 2011 Tonight I found one of my favorite male pornstars, Danny Wylde, on cam. When he saw my...
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BMS Factory Leaf vibrator line, looking very greeeeen.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Hell Yes: Leaf

BMS Factory has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of...
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Jollies / LuzArte Jack, Thrust, Mr. Man, and Jollie lying on the floor.
"The Industry"BanterFeaturesSex Toy News

Goodbye, Jollies

I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock....
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Jopen Key line vibrators
FeaturesSex Toy News

Sex toy news: watery inserts and “glass-like” materials

Aneros announced the release of their “first female product,” Evi. Despite the problematic nature of that phrase, I still want...
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Ophoria Beyond 3 dildo on a wooden floor.
FeaturesSex Toy News

Get an Ophoria Beyond 3 before it’s too late

I guess I’m an old geezer, because I remember when Ophoria was the brand new sex toy company on the...
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Kimberly Kane's face buried between some labia.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #14

January 21st, 2012 After a nap with weird dreams, I got up at 10 p.m. and drank a Rockstar. Like...
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Pleasure... Mitts. Rubbery gloves with spikes all over, because that's hot.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Um, No: Pleasure/Love Mitts

Do you dream of being the COOLEST LOVER ON THE BLOCK? Do you regularly mistake torture devices for romantic accoutrements? Want...
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The polka dot Jollet and a purple Jollie standing next to each other, near a green shower caddy.
"The Industry"BanterFeaturesSex Toy News

Jollies resurfaces… on Etsy

I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
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Dylan Ryan on top of Danny Wylde on a bed.
BanterDirty VideosFeaturesJack-off JournalPornSex Toy Reviews

5 reasons you need to buy the Dylan + Danny scene on the Smitten Kitten

I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
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A lingerie-clad woman holding the Rock 'n' Roll Massager, a leopard-print vibrating make-up case. Essentially.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Um, No: Rock and Roll Massager

This is all so overwhelming. I want to be clever and make you giggle, but… this website, this product… THERE IS...
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A blister pack of four sample sizes of stimulating creams, called "Me So Horny Cream," "Anal Eaze," "Moist," and "Sure Grip." At least they're sample sizes?
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Um, No: Make Her Slap You Kit

This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...
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