The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its...
There are a lot of things about this blog that were decided on a whim. For instance, the domain name....
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...
BMS Factory has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
Thanks, peeps, for being total badasses! I had a great turnout in my 3-year blogiversary / 200 reviews giveaway. Now...
I know what happens, peeps. You’re standing in line for a concert, or waiting for decades at DMV, and you’re...
This may be the right time to admit that I don’t find Adrianna Nicole’s face terribly attractive. However, her body...
I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
Oh snap, my friends! This week is my 3-year blogging anniversary, and I’ve hit 200 reviews written! I wrote 35 reviews...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
When Sexcuse Moi asked if I wanted to do a special promotion and offer a discount on a certain toy,...
