If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a...
How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one. I acquired and reviewed mine just as Jollies,...
