I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
