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silicone

Silicone is the premiere soft body-safe sex toy material. It’s the best because it’s non-porous, odorless, and exceedingly easy to clean. But beware of sex toy packaging claiming a toy is 100% silicone, as it may not be. Only trusted companies such as Tantus, Vixen Creations, LELO, Fun Factory, Je Joue, Jimmyjane, and We-Vibe use pure silicone for all their toys.
The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just...
It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane...
It’s a tickle extravaganza! The folks at Tickle are letting me give away a Tickler! Ticklers are adorable little silicone...
The Vixen Creations Raquel doesn’t look like much, especially in pictures. It’s a simple pink dildo with a bulging head,...
Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
I knew I had to have the Astrovibe the moment I saw it. It did not matter what size it...
I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come...
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
The first thing you should know about the Jollies / LuzArte Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and...
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...