If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
So I have this in my possession: And yes, that is exactly what it does. It swivels and swivels and...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
The Minna Ola has been in my sights since early 2010, which makes me feel old. But it did take a...
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
