The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
As many of you know, I am practically married to my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. Although it is a quite...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
Recently, I’ve been caught up in a passionate love and squirting affair with Ella, LELO’s pure silicone double-ended dildo with...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...