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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

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    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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All posts tagged “vibrators.” Usually, reviews of vibrators. So there’s a lot here, because my life has been dedicated to vibrators.

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Review: Form 2

February 26, 2010
It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane...
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Toyfriend Mystic Tickler vibrator
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Review: Ticklers

February 11, 2010
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
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Xtassie Cocomini vibrator
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Review: Cocomini

February 9, 2010
There are a lot of vibrators in the world, but few that charge via USB. That’s why I wanted the...
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Review: Bcurious

January 29, 2010
The Bswish Bcurious, which is quite humorously one letter away from being called the “Bicurious,” joins a small, tight-knit family...
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Colorful Tickler vibrators all in a row.
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Giveaway: A Tickler of your choice!

January 17, 2010
It’s a tickle extravaganza! The folks at Tickle are letting me give away a Tickler! Ticklers are adorable little silicone...
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Wahl All-Body Massager vibrator
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Review: Wahl

January 15, 2010
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
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Minna Ola, a smooth slightly curved vibrator with a squeezable handle.
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Hell Yes: Ola

January 14, 2010
There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
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Review: Better than Chocolate

December 13, 2009
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
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Review: My Mini Miracle Massager

December 7, 2009
It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the...
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Review: Eroscillator

November 8, 2009
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
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Jimmyjane Form 2 vibrator, with two prongs for stimulation.
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Hell Yes: Jimmyjane Form 2

November 7, 2009
Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is...
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Fairy Mini Mini Wand vibrator
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Review: Fairy Mini Mini Wand

October 20, 2009
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
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Sqweel 2 crushing the original Sqweel
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Review: Sqweel

October 12, 2009
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
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BanterToybox Reports

Discontinued? No reviews? I should know better.

October 5, 2009
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
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Papaya Toys Candy Stick
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Review: Candy Stick

August 16, 2009
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
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Review: Rider

August 7, 2009
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
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Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

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Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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Thanks for the mansplanation, but I greatly prefer my vibrator

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Becoming a real writer

Dame Products Eva "hands-free" "couples" wearable vibrator standing up like a creepy bug.

Review: Dame Eva

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