I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the...
I’m going to say it: the Hitachi Magic Wand and I are not very close. I completely understand the appeal,...
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
Say you’re in a sex toy megastore along the highway. You’re on a road trip, making a pit stop to...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...