Today, I am 27. I have come to expect very little from people over the years, but Ashley Manta took...
Year: 2013
I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named stuff of nightmares ever to exist. It is...
Five is a good, solid number. And it is now the number of years I have been stuffing things in...
The We-Vibe 4 is almost here. It’s smaller than the We-Vibe 3, with a much-improved remote. But it’s only available...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will...
In 15 hours, I will be touching down in Los Angeles for CatalystCon West. Yes, two days early. Shut it....
So I have this in my possession: And yes, that is exactly what it does. It swivels and swivels and...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste...
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
The PVC James Deen dildo was found to be 61% phthalates. Doc Johnson responded with some jibberish. ANME happened and...
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
I have arrived. Really, truly. The folks at SheVibe made me into a superhero. I didn’t ask them for this....