It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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I’ve had to come out to my parents more than once. When I was 14, I wrote them a letter...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
There comes a time in every website’s life when it starts to outgrow itself. It becomes clunky, out-dated, technologically subpar....
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
This Christmas, every time I hugged my grandpa, he feigned outrage and yelled “sexual assault!” At my boyfriend’s parents’ house,...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...
I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring....
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...