This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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I have arrived. Really, truly. The folks at SheVibe made me into a superhero. I didn’t ask them for this....
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will...
Today, I am 27. I have come to expect very little from people over the years, but Ashley Manta took...
I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen...
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
Welcome to a special edition of Ask Piph focused solely on the legendary njoy Pure Wand! If you somehow haven’t...
I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...