Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
I always wanted to be a writer. I wrote e.e. cummings quotes on the inside of my closet and on the...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
The stone egg of my dreams showed up at work the other day. I’ve been waiting patiently for it, ogling...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....