The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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If you had asked me years ago if I was ever going to tell my parents about my blog, I...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for...
I got my chance to tell my parents about my work sooner than I expected. They invited me over for...
Now that Hysteria’s come out, everyone has an opinion about vibrators. Many of which I ignore. But I had not...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
While the rest of the world was chomping on chips and gluing their unblinking eyes to a TV on Superbowl...
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
Everyone knows regulation in the sex toy industry is practically nonexistent, right? We all accept that as fact. We have...