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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
It started out innocently enough, with a girls-only presentation about periods in the fifth grade. On a super-secretive slip of paper,...
This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while: I mean, does...
Yesterday I woke up to a very sad press release in my inbox. It announced that Tristan Taormino, sex educator...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...