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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
EdenFantasys is a huge presence in the world of online sex shops. But ubiquity does not equal goodness, and behind...
April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....