The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
Siri is a new release from LELO made specifically for clitoral stimulation. Siri is futuristic and adorable, small and perfect for grasping....
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
