My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not narrow the field down very much, but it...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which...
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
I hesitated in requesting Live In My Secrets. The trailer, which features relentless screams from the infamous “God Warrior” (“she’s...