Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
In trying to articulate what makes much of Tristan Taormino’s porn so great, I’ve decided on this: she pushes her...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my...
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
So we’ve already established that rough sex, when directed and shot by genius pornographer Tristan Taormino, is hot as fuck....
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
Siri is a new release from LELO made specifically for clitoral stimulation. Siri is futuristic and adorable, small and perfect for grasping....
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...