Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
For a set of restraints, the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System seems to make a dangerous declaration: fuck bedposts....
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
In trying to articulate what makes much of Tristan Taormino’s porn so great, I’ve decided on this: she pushes her...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
Eon McKai understands something about porn that many directors don’t: male porn stars can be more than disembodied penises. Of...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just...