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You may have heard of Fleshlight. They make masturbation sleeves that are housed in flashlight-like cases. They’re the best around. My partner is IN LOVE with his.

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Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
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Sex toy news: a pint-sized Doxy and devil horn cervix ticklers

We-Vibe is making cock rings! And a butt plug! All of ’em are app-compatible, which makes a lot of sense...
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Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an oddly-shaped mini vibe (my girlfriend: "it's like someone said, make it look like a penis AND a vulva"), and Bi Stronic Fusion,
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Sex toy news: scented vibrators and remote-controlled underwear

Fun Factory has a whole host of new stuff! There’s Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an...
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Orgasmatronics Ambrosia Vibe
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Sex toy news: kegel ball butt plugs and ornate dildos

I have to restrain myself from getting too excited about this, but Fun Factory is releasing a butt plug that...
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Dee Lee Doo wooden dildos
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Sex toy news: a sex toy belt and a vibe that shoots water at your clit

Crowdfunding. Again. Always and forever. This time for wooden dildos, which, if you ask the creator, may just be the...
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Fleshlight Vibro sleeve out of its case, showing the bullet vibrators nestled into pockets of the sleeve.
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Review: Fleshlight Vibro

I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the...
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Fleshlight Flight with a fake Australian passport, because why not. It wants to travel.
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Review: Flight

It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the...
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4-year blogiversary giveaway sex toy prizes
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4-year blogiversary giveaway winners

Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
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Sex toy news: bionic dildos and a bundle of alien fingers

Yay, the Canadian cuties at Fuze have four new suction cup dildos: Flame, Major (uncut and girthy!), Freddie, and Star....
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Sex toy news: a blowjob dildo and biodegradable vibrators (?!)

Let’s start with the most amazing news in recent history: THERE IS FINALLY A NEW BLOWJOB DILDO. Some of you...
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RECHARGEABLE! MAGIC WAND!
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Sex toy news: uncut dildos and a rechargeable Hitachi

If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us...
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Fun Factory Amorino
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Sex toy news: long-distance sex toys and useless gimmicks

The BIG! NEWS! of the moment is LELO’s latest product, the Ora. It’s basically a re-imagined SaSi, which I gotta...
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Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.
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Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
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Tenga Iroha vibrators
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Sex toy news: silicone paddles and self-lubricating vibrators

Tenga is breaking out of the masturbation sleeve box they’ve created for themselves, and are now making rechargeable vibrators. I...
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LELO Mia 2 vibrator
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Sex toy news: bejeweled dildos and shell-shaped cock rings

It looks like Papaya Toys is finally releasing the Ice, a silicone dildo with an acrylic jewel embedded in one...
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Fleshlight sample, Tantus dildos, Vixen silicone sample, PicoBong die
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Mini sex toy doodads!

I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
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Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

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